We are Groot

Salvete Omnes

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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

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SPOOKY ASKS

Vampire:
Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf:
If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch:
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost:
Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein:
Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy:
If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie:
Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie:
If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph:
What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid:
How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter:
What would you change about yourself?
Banshee:
If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren:
If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie:
If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury:
What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus:
What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus:
What’s one thing you can’t live without?

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Victor Hugo

literarystarbucks:

Victor Hugo goes up to the counter and describes the drink he wants in detail for an hour, laying out the minutiae of the process, presentation, and backstory of his extremely simple dark roast with sugar. By the time he’s finished, the store is closed, the barista has left, and Victor returns home empty-handed.

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